By Wendy Langhans

This story has all the earmarks of a classic Harlequin romance.  A story of consuming passion, condemned by society, between a Bladderpod, a colorful boxer with "issues", and a Harlequin bug, a zombie mother who, when threatened, feigns her own death and abandons her offspring.

The Hart boys volleyball team handily beat Highland, 3-0, behind 12 kills from Taylor Gregory. J.J. Mosolf had nine kills and Austin Gage had 11 assists.

The Saugus boys volleyball team lost to Granada Hills, 3-1. T.J. Jeffris had 13 kills and Ryan Mason had 39 assists for Saugus.

The Canyon boys volleyball team lost to Burroughs in four games. Curtis Van Grinsven had 14 kills and Preston Richardson had 13 kills for Canyon.

Massage parlors are often lumped into a seemingly nefarious category of businesses, mostly due to the fact that over the years several of them have been found to provide certain sexual services in addition to their massages.

Santa Clarita Deputies received two separate reports of email phishing related scams from residents who apparently had their Yahoo and GMail accounts unlawfully accessed and altered.

In each case, the residents reported that someone had managed to gain access to their e-mail account, changed their password and sent an e-mail to all of their personal friends and contacts in their account.

In what may possibly be considered the best deal of the year, we will all trade one hour of sleep on Sunday morning for a lot more daylight through October.

Daylight Savings is this weekend, and time will officially be set forward one hour at 2:00 a.m. Sunday.