Santa Spotted Over Atlantic
KHTS has just learned that Santa’s sleigh has been spotted over the Atlantic Ocean.
Several residents in Greenland reported loud banging on their roofs, not but a few minutes ago, and Christmas Experts believe that he is on his way to the United States.
He should hit Santa Clarita around 3:00 tomorrow morning, and residents are being asked to put out any fires in their chimneys, and set out milk.
Santa has been listening to Nutrition for Everyone on Tuesdays with Mark Macdonald, and therefore any cookies left will be met with scoff and disdain.
Santa does look better than ever though.
KHTS AM 1220 News